The Adventures of Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, Part VII

Writer's Note:  There once was a part VII - XI, but they were lost due to the aging of the internet and certain website being forgotten.  These are complete re-writes.  If you have a copy of the old ones, think of this as a choose-your-own-adventure story.

Continued from Part VI...

As Turtlefish remembered the events of August 25th, he realized that there happened to conveniently be a raft after he became conscious again in the ocean.  "That must have been how that raft got there."  It dawned on him that this power would allow him to surely defeat Señor Turtlefish with ease.

Turtlefish quickly got to work.  He first imagined a large curtain to hide things behind.  But what should he hide behind it?  Of course!  The police, since his plan was to send Dr. Nemesis to jail after all.  All of a sudden 2 policemen, who also happened to be good at being stealthy and quiet appeared behind the curtain.  Turtlefish pulled the curtain back just to make sure it had worked, then continued on with his preparations.
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The red dot was getting closer and closer to the green dot on Dr. Nemesis's screen.  Why can't programming a GPS be as easy as pushing a button.  But wait!  It is now.  Welcome to 2014.

Just as he was about to get there, Dr. Nemesis remembered something very important.  He didn't have a present for the party! He also didn't even know who was throwing this party.  Or even what kind of party it was.  This is sounding more and more like a trap.  (*insert meme here*)  It's probably a birthday party, since everyone has birthdays and they seem to be the most common kind of party.  But what if it's a costume party?  Better get a costume just in case.  And learn to use quotation marks, since the reader is probably confused as to what's going on now.  Thank goodness someone decided that stream of consciousness is a writing style now.  I don't even know what that means, but I think it's something like this.  Off to buy party supplies!

To be continued...

The Adventures of Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, Part VI

Continued from Part V, after many much months of waiting...

Dr. Nemesis, seeing that this would be a good opportunity to leave work without being noticed, quietly slipped out of the teacher's lounge.  When he thought no one was around, he reached up to his large goggles and flipped a switch.  He could now see a map of Over-here-ville with a red dot at the location of the party.  He also saw a green dot which was where he was.  But Dr. Nemesis, being as not-so-smart as he was, didn't know what the flashing blue dot on the map was for.  All he knew was that he needed to line up the red dot with the green dot to get to the party.

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Meanwhile, Señor Turtlefish knew Dr. Nemesis would here soon and would be expecting a big party.  He had to set something up.  He sat down to make a list of how he wanted everything to look.  He wanted helium balloons floating to the ceiling, colorful streamers from wall to wall, and five thousand of those weird round tables you can find at LDS meetinghouses around the world, each with its own magnificantly decorated 20-layer cake.  All of a sudden, he looked up, and everything in the building was exactly as he had imagined it.

Suddenly, his thoughts turned back to the August 25th event and the anti-freezing freezing ray...

To be continued...

The Adventures of Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, Part V

Continued from Part IV...

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Over-Here-ville was one of the strangest places on earth.  On the outside it appeared as though it was perfectly normal and average and anything else you could ever want.  But upon closer inspection, you noticed that it had only one school, just like any other small town; but this one was different.  It of course had many teachers and students, as many schools do.  There was a teacher in particular, though.  He simply had this oddness about him.  He had super huge goggles, a long black lab coat, hair that was permanently spiked upward, and crooked yellow teeth.  Being the Chemistry teacher, he didn't seem too out of place.  His name was Dr. Nemesis.  Everyone thought that Nemesis was his strange last name and that the doctor signified that he had a doctorate degree in something.  In reality, Nemesis was a mad scientist name and Dr. really did signify he had a doctorate degree. 

One day during school, Nemesis went to the glorious haven of the teacher's lounge.  Here, teachers could relax and let the care and worries of school float away into nothingness.  Returning to our story, as Dr. Nemesis sat down on one of the comfiest couches in the room, he thought he felt something brush his hand as he reached for the remote.  Dr. Nemesis, now looking down at the little side table, saw Señor Turtlefish's colorfully decorated invitation.  He stopped to open it, when one of other teachers in the room yelled, "PARTY!!!"  Suddenly, a disco ball dropped from the ceiling and they began to dance and scream in the soundproof room.  While this was going on, Dr. Nemesis tried to yell to the other teachers about the party he just learned about, but the music was simply too loud.  He figured that since they weren't invited anyway, it would be okay.

To be continued...

The Adventures of Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy - Part IV

Continued from Part III...

...His printer was out of ink!  Señor Turtlefish didn't have time to wait for the stores, like OfficeMax or Staples, to open.  He need the ink now, before Dr. Nemesis woke up.  He sat down and began to ponder over his dilemma.  As he thought, all of a sudden, there was a popping-type noise.  This caused Turtlefish to look up and observe the ink cartridge sitting on the desk in front of him.  He began to wonder, "How did that get there?"  It obviously hadn't been there before; the frantic search would have revealed its location on the walnut-stained piece of furniture.  But Señor Turtlefish didn't have time to think about that now.  He hurried and installed it into the printer and printed his beautiful invitation.  Little did Turtlefish know, but creating things by thinking about them was another side-effect of the August 25th event.  Turtlefish hurriedly grabbed the print-out and was out the door in a flash.

 

To be continued...

The Adventures of Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, Part III

Continued from Part II…


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Now, Don Carlos, aka Señor Turtlefish, was very angry at Dr. Nemesis and wanted revenge. Turtlefish decided to devise his not-so-evil plan. He would first lure Dr. Nemesis into a secret location, force him to apologize, and then send him off to jail for a very, very, long time.
So, Señor Turtlefish got to work. He decided that he would first make a nice, decorative invitation to Dr. Nemesis to make Nemesis think he was going to party. He was sure this was going to work because, as everyone knows, Dr. Nemesis wasn’t all that bright.
He labored for hours and hours. Finally, at 2:00 am, the shout came. “Eureka!” he cried. He had done it. He had created the perfect bait for the perfect trap. It looked something like this:
PART Y!!!
Dr. Nemesis,
Please come to my party at
2:00 pm
1600 California Boulevard
P.S. It’s a b’grl prty.
There was just one problem.
To be continued…

Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy #2!

Continued from Part I…
So what could all of these maps and lights have been for? Señor Turtlefish used them to track his incredibly stupid nemesis, Dr. Nemesis. Why Dr. Nemesis? Because he, unlike Señor Turtlefish, has an incredibly stupid name, which totally gives him away. Don Carlos, that being Se ñor Turtlefish’s first name(s), was able to track Dr. Nemesis because of what had happened 5 years earlier, at the bottom of the ocean…
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It was August 25th. Don Carlos Turtlefish was taking a dive and went to the bottom of the ocean. All of sudden, HE WAS SHOT A AN ANTI-FREEZING FREEZING RAY!!! His future enemy, Dr. Nemesis, knew he was there. Dr. Nemesis also knew of a great potential that Don Carlos had: The potential to become his greatest enemy. Thus, Don Carlos was shot by the ray. Being knocked unconscious by the ray, Don Carlos began to float to the surface. Dr. Nemesis was certain he was dead, or at least frozen. But he was neither. As he got closer to the surface, there was a sudden burst of sunlight. This sunlight, combined with the anti-freezing freezing ray, gave Don Carlos incredible superpowers. However, the only one Don Carlos noticed was the ability to read Dr. Nemesis’s mind. Due to this, he changed his name to Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, or Turtlefish for short.
To be continued…




Plus a bonus video that I really enjoyed.

Reintroducing Señor Turtlefish

So, this is a story I started back in high school, that I thought would give me some time until I thought of other things to record and blog, like how funny it is that Representative Wiener last name is really Wiener.  It is not even pronounced differently, like VAY-ner, or vee-EN-er.  It's Wiener.  How did he even get elected?  It must have been the 18-year-olds in his district thinking his name was hilarious, which it is.  The irony of what he did, given his last name, is mind-blowing as well.  It could have been written any better for TV.

Anyway, here's part I of the Señor Turtlefish saga:


If you are reading this story, you are either incredibly bored or incredibly stupid.
So, this story begins in the little town of Over-Here-ville. In this town there lived an Incredibly Awesome Guy: Senor Turtlefish (there’s supposed to be a ~ over the n but I’m too lazy to put it on right now.) He was incredibly awesome because… I don’t know. But he’s got the coolest last name you could ever want.
So, anyway, Senor Turtlefish was just sitting in his house, which was a cave of course, in the Himalayan Mountains, because that would be totally awesome. It appeared to be a typical cave on the outside, but the inside was filled with blinking lights and large maps of the world.
Stay Tuned Until Next Time…(allow 4-6 weeks for delivery)