13 September 2014

The Adventures of Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, Part VII

Writer's Note:  There once was a part VII - XI, but they were lost due to the aging of the internet and certain website being forgotten.  These are complete re-writes.  If you have a copy of the old ones, think of this as a choose-your-own-adventure story.

Continued from Part VI...

As Turtlefish remembered the events of August 25th, he realized that there happened to conveniently be a raft after he became conscious again in the ocean.  "That must have been how that raft got there."  It dawned on him that this power would allow him to surely defeat Señor Turtlefish with ease.

Turtlefish quickly got to work.  He first imagined a large curtain to hide things behind.  But what should he hide behind it?  Of course!  The police, since his plan was to send Dr. Nemesis to jail after all.  All of a sudden 2 policemen, who also happened to be good at being stealthy and quiet appeared behind the curtain.  Turtlefish pulled the curtain back just to make sure it had worked, then continued on with his preparations.
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The red dot was getting closer and closer to the green dot on Dr. Nemesis's screen.  Why can't programming a GPS be as easy as pushing a button.  But wait!  It is now.  Welcome to 2014.

Just as he was about to get there, Dr. Nemesis remembered something very important.  He didn't have a present for the party! He also didn't even know who was throwing this party.  Or even what kind of party it was.  This is sounding more and more like a trap.  (*insert meme here*)  It's probably a birthday party, since everyone has birthdays and they seem to be the most common kind of party.  But what if it's a costume party?  Better get a costume just in case.  And learn to use quotation marks, since the reader is probably confused as to what's going on now.  Thank goodness someone decided that stream of consciousness is a writing style now.  I don't even know what that means, but I think it's something like this.  Off to buy party supplies!

To be continued...

06 September 2014

The Adventures of Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, Part VI

Continued from Part V, after many much months of waiting...
Dr. Nemesis, seeing that this would be a good opportunity to leave work without being noticed, quietly slipped out of the teacher's lounge.  When he thought no one was around, he reached up to his large goggles and flipped a switch.  He could now see a map of Over-here-ville with a red dot at the location of the party.  He also saw a green dot which was where he was.  But Dr. Nemesis, being as not-so-smart as he was, didn't know what the flashing blue dot on the map was for.  All he knew was that he needed to line up the red dot with the green dot to get to the party.
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Meanwhile, Señor Turtlefish knew Dr. Nemesis would here soon and would be expecting a big party.  He had to set something up.  He sat down to make a list of how he wanted everything to look.  He wanted helium balloons floating to the ceiling, colorful streamers from wall to wall, and five thousand of those weird round tables you can find at LDS meetinghouses around the world, each with its own magnificantly decorated 20-layer cake.  All of a sudden, he looked up, and everything in the building was exactly as he had imagined it.
Suddenly, his thoughts turned back to the August 25th event and the anti-freezing freezing ray...
To be continued...