Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy #2!

Continued from Part I…
So what could all of these maps and lights have been for? Señor Turtlefish used them to track his incredibly stupid nemesis, Dr. Nemesis. Why Dr. Nemesis? Because he, unlike Señor Turtlefish, has an incredibly stupid name, which totally gives him away. Don Carlos, that being Se ñor Turtlefish’s first name(s), was able to track Dr. Nemesis because of what had happened 5 years earlier, at the bottom of the ocean…
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It was August 25th. Don Carlos Turtlefish was taking a dive and went to the bottom of the ocean. All of sudden, HE WAS SHOT A AN ANTI-FREEZING FREEZING RAY!!! His future enemy, Dr. Nemesis, knew he was there. Dr. Nemesis also knew of a great potential that Don Carlos had: The potential to become his greatest enemy. Thus, Don Carlos was shot by the ray. Being knocked unconscious by the ray, Don Carlos began to float to the surface. Dr. Nemesis was certain he was dead, or at least frozen. But he was neither. As he got closer to the surface, there was a sudden burst of sunlight. This sunlight, combined with the anti-freezing freezing ray, gave Don Carlos incredible superpowers. However, the only one Don Carlos noticed was the ability to read Dr. Nemesis’s mind. Due to this, he changed his name to Señor Turtlefish, the Incredibly Awesome Guy, or Turtlefish for short.
To be continued…




Plus a bonus video that I really enjoyed.

I decided to make a tape...

...And here it is.  It'll eventually get better as I think of better things to say.



Here's a video to make up for how lame I realized my "tape" is:

Reintroducing Señor Turtlefish

So, this is a story I started back in high school, that I thought would give me some time until I thought of other things to record and blog, like how funny it is that Representative Wiener last name is really Wiener.  It is not even pronounced differently, like VAY-ner, or vee-EN-er.  It's Wiener.  How did he even get elected?  It must have been the 18-year-olds in his district thinking his name was hilarious, which it is.  The irony of what he did, given his last name, is mind-blowing as well.  It could have been written any better for TV.

Anyway, here's part I of the Señor Turtlefish saga:


If you are reading this story, you are either incredibly bored or incredibly stupid.
So, this story begins in the little town of Over-Here-ville. In this town there lived an Incredibly Awesome Guy: Senor Turtlefish (there’s supposed to be a ~ over the n but I’m too lazy to put it on right now.) He was incredibly awesome because… I don’t know. But he’s got the coolest last name you could ever want.
So, anyway, Senor Turtlefish was just sitting in his house, which was a cave of course, in the Himalayan Mountains, because that would be totally awesome. It appeared to be a typical cave on the outside, but the inside was filled with blinking lights and large maps of the world.
Stay Tuned Until Next Time…(allow 4-6 weeks for delivery)

You might be a redneck...

...if you can find the same people more than once on your family tree.

Check out this image from the sample photos for Legacy Charting Companion, a program that draws family trees for you.  It's really on their website!

The people circled in the same color are the same people!