So, this is a story I started back in high school, that I thought would give me some time until I thought of other things to record and blog, like how funny it is that Representative Wiener last name is really Wiener. It is not even pronounced differently, like VAY-ner, or vee-EN-er. It's Wiener. How did he even get elected? It must have been the 18-year-olds in his district thinking his name was hilarious, which it is. The irony of what he did, given his last name, is mind-blowing as well. It could have been written any better for TV.
Anyway, here's part I of the Señor Turtlefish saga:
If you are reading this story, you are either incredibly bored or incredibly stupid.
So, this story begins in the little town of Over-Here-ville. In this town there lived an Incredibly Awesome Guy: Senor Turtlefish (there’s supposed to be a ~ over the n but I’m too lazy to put it on right now.) He was incredibly awesome because… I don’t know. But he’s got the coolest last name you could ever want.
So, anyway, Senor Turtlefish was just sitting in his house, which was a cave of course, in the Himalayan Mountains, because that would be totally awesome. It appeared to be a typical cave on the outside, but the inside was filled with blinking lights and large maps of the world.
Stay Tuned Until Next Time…(allow 4-6 weeks for delivery)
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