15 March 2013

Daylight Saving Time & Mission Call!

The time change has reminded me that some of the things our government does are really stupid.  Do you know what else we should change?  Our political party affiliation.

That's right.  I'm starting my own political party.  You are welcome to join me if you wish.  Here is the national party platform:
  • Daylight Saving Time - Should be repealed entirely, or in force all year round. 
  • Elected Government Official (EGO) Compensation - EGO's should be compensated only what they are missing out from in their normal employment, with a minimum compensation equal to the minimum wage.  If you don't have another job, outside of Congress, you make minimum wage legislating. 
  • Internet Service Provider (ISP) Bandwidth Guarantee - Internet subscribers should be able to measure their internet upload and download speeds once a month and use this information to claim a breach of contract if they are getting less than what they paid for.  Monthly bills would be multiplied by the percentage of advertised bandwidth received. 
If there's anything you feel should be added to the party platform, please leave a note in the comments below.  You can also join the party.

I would also like to say how proud I am of my little brother getting a mission call!  He will be serving as a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in the Indiana Indianapolis Mission.  He enters the MTC towards the end of May.

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